Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 22, 2003
Transcript:
Man: Gimme a triple! Bartender: The glass only holds a double Man: That's ok, I wanna get "Sloppy drunk" The government worries about how much fat I eat... ...how much alcohol I drink... ...how much exercise I get.. ...how many weapons I have... ...how much I smoke... ..how much I spend... "glug" "glug" "glug" I might as well move back in with the wife