Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 23, 2003
Transcript:
Man: Who said: "Success is ten percent inspiration, ninety percent perspirations?" Man 2: Someone in need of deodorant Wizard: I've come up with a great idea! I put some short little messages inside stale cookies ...and give them away as desserts King: what are you gonna call them? Wizard: Stale message cookies King: Good idea. Should make a fortune on it!