Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 14, 2003

Transcript:

Man: How much per pound? Man 2: Ten cents Man: Well, you can't beet that! Lackey: Time to get ready for the parade, sire There's a festival today, remember? You're the guest of honor King: Oh, Goody! Lackey: Better put on your festival costume, sire King: So, what festival is this anyway? Lackey: The annual borscht festival