Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 28, 2003
December 27, 2003
December 29, 2003
Transcript:
"Crash, Fink!" King: I gave my mom a new mop for Christmas Wizard: What did you give your father for Christmas? King: Oh, my goodness Sir Rodney: You forgot your own father...incarcerated in the north tower? Wizard: And you sit here feasting on turkey and wine! How could you? King: Please, sob, I need to be alone Sigh... Here, take this to my father and ask him to forgive me Wizard: Now that's more like it sire Sir Rodney: Yeah! What's in here? King: The gizzard
What’s wrong with that? My dad loved the gizzard. Never could figure him out.