Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 08, 2004
Transcript:
Lackey: Sire, the peasants want a platform for voicing their complaints King: I do have a platform for that Lackey: where? King: The gallows! Don't I always ask "Do you have any last words? Man: Sire, conditions are pitiful for the peasants Your people are hungry! There's no clean water, ...and there is no decent housing! King: Take it up with the complaint department Down the hall, up a flight of stairs, first door on your left