Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 29, 2004
Transcript:
King: The peasants seem unruly today Sir Rodney: I'll warm them up for you, sire "grumble, grumble, grumble" "grumble, grumble, grumble" The king is feeling lousy today "Whee, Hooray, Yippie!" King: Thanks Rod, I don't know how you do it What do you want from me? Crowd: We want a living wage! King: I give you everything you need! Crowd: That's not enough We want a wage we can live on! King: Okay, okay, I'll meet you halfway, how's that? Crowd: That's more like it! King: Tell them I'll keep half their wages and they can keep on living