Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 21, 2004
March 20, 2004
March 22, 2004
Transcript:
Man: We need new leadership Man 2: There's an election coming up why don't you throw your hat into the ring? Man: I don't have a hat I need a hat Salesman: What kind of hat? Man: Something distinguished, I want to make a good impression Salesman: What's the occasion? Man: I'm giving a speech about the evils of monarchy Then I'm going to run for office Salesman: In that case, I wouldn't spend a lot on a hat Man: Why not? Salesman: You won't be keeping your head that long
