Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 12, 2009

I wonder what size shoes the wizard wears? Maybe 16EEE

Maybe because you deserve it.

His brother-in-law has ALL the luck….I wonder exactly what a Wizard’s tux looks like.

black, with a long swallow tail and little pictures of stars and planets on it.

And a shiny little pointed hat.

wiz, quick! fake a back injury!

It figures.

He doesn’t have to rent a tux. Just make one magically. Or better, make a spell that looks like he’s wearing a tux, when he really isn’t.

I’ve never been to the opera and I gotta wonder about a guy who has season tickets to one.

He needs to fake something that trumps back surgery. Try faking a stroke of heart attack. Or do something to Fink so you can spend the night in the dungeon. I’d prefer that to the opera.

I like a lot of classical music, but opera isn’t on my list. So my 17-year-old son likes to play his opera CDs when he’s wanting to be onery to Mom.

@ Rmom except for the 17-year-old son, you and me both. classical music relaxes me when i drive (so i can laugh at the idiots instead of cussing them) but opera drives me up the wall.

Queen’s operatic sequence in Bohemian Rhapsody is about all the opera I can take.

Llewellenbruce said, “I wonder what size shoes the wizard wears? Maybe 16EEE”

That sounds like about the right length, but by no means the right width. Look how narrow his feet are in relation to their length.

Wiz’s opera ensemble includes a top hat with a rabbit in it!