Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 21, 2009

“In the rotton runt,…er, fink, er…King we trust.

That dollar bill is as fake as the Fink.

The Fink is fake?????

A work of art.

… or is that the art of work?

There’s the Barbadosian or Bajan Dollar…why not the Idiosian or Idiot Dollar?

Easy money.

It’s all about the Finks.

One convict to another: “I made big money on the outside. Real big. About a half inch too big in fact.”

good to be king

The dollar has been fake every since it was taken off the silver standard. The U.S. has been printing phoney money every since, but don’t YOU do it though. That’s against the law!

…here’s your sign.

Probably worked for the Fink.