Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 11, 2009

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    I wonder if she’s ever read the Fink’s palm?

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    In that kingdom “long life” and “miserable life” would be synonymous.

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Quit while you’re behind, it could get worse.

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    What happens if the second opinion is worse than the first one?

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    “…On the other hand, your eight wives will be worth the alimony while you have them.”

    (I don’t believe I just said that…)

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    4 out of 5 palm readers say you’re going to have a miserable life. They couldn’t be wrong….could they?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    go idea. don’t go with a left-handed comment

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    gocomicsmember  almost 15 years ago

    I have read that most serious palmists want to look at both hands since they believe the two palms give different information about you. Supposedly the non-dominant hand (usually left) tells more about your potential and the dominant hand (usually right) tells more about what you are doing with that potential. This is an oversimplification, and I don’t believe the lines on your palms have predictive value anyway, but it does put a different spin on today’s cartoon.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Nighthawks: are you being sinister, or just gauche?

    (Just joking!)

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