Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 25, 2010

How to avoid your wife in ID.

Archie Bunker…….eat your heart out…..

i could have directly brought it from shop like that!

I bet he takes the trash out like that too.

It can’t get much better than this - John Madden

Life is good…except when your wife drags you by main force out of a warm bed on a cold morning, as earlier. :)

They have refrigeration and tinned beer in Id … never would have guessed!

Andy Capp would be green with envy.

Those jewels at the vault look good for the taking. It’s a small place and everyone would know whodoneit.

ACCIO BEER! ACCIO MONEY AT THE BANK!!!!

but did he remember to close the frige door?

He’s been reading “Wizardry for Personal Betterment”.

Dagwood’s metabolism rivals every guy I’ve ever known with “hollow leg” syndrome…

three’s probabaly an I.Phone or some other gizzmo that can really do that…

If Padme’ and Anakin had been allowed to have golden years, this might have been what they would have been like.

I don’t think Andy would be happy if Flo didn’t have to get up to bring his beer. Now pool and darts, that’s different.

Now all he has to do is learn how to do multitasking magic so he don’t have to waste time waiting for the pretzles…

Is this an advertisment for LG?

If he could do that why did he have that problem yesterday with being cold after getting out of bed.