What one product should you not be without while taking a toon-tour?
SPAM-BE-GONE
Yes, Spam-Be-Gone, the radically new product in an aerosol can which can be sprayed upon the offending Spam. One spritz and you can see it turn red in its death throes.
And for the amazing price of only *VBT3000.00 it can be shipped direct to your computer.
Remember. SPAM-BE-GONE. The latest product of the renown Fly by Night Industries, so you know it works!!
*VBT - this is the currency unit, much like USD or EUR. Wander over to the Big Top to experience virtual cuisine to rival Hell’s Kitchen at nearly any hour.
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
I thought one urn fit all?
Yukoner over 13 years ago
Blanch is about to make an ash of herself.
tbree over 13 years ago
She just wants to burn off that fat.
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
LOL! :-))
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
At her weight, human combustion isn’t spontaneous.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Love the comments and I can’t think of anything better.
Rakkav over 13 years ago
If all else fails, Blanche, try a funeral pyre. There’s enough spam around here to provide the fuel…
rshive over 13 years ago
Blanch’s weight loss would be well-urned.
twj0729 over 13 years ago
Ahhh, women, thy name is vanity!
Bargrove over 13 years ago
“Ode to a Size Six Urn.” Written in Greek.
(That’s a famous poem, if you are confused)
dradk over 13 years ago
lol, tbree!!
Quabaculta over 13 years ago
Ladies and Gentlemen
What one product should you not be without while taking a toon-tour?
SPAM-BE-GONE
Yes, Spam-Be-Gone, the radically new product in an aerosol can which can be sprayed upon the offending Spam. One spritz and you can see it turn red in its death throes.
And for the amazing price of only *VBT3000.00 it can be shipped direct to your computer.
Remember. SPAM-BE-GONE. The latest product of the renown Fly by Night Industries, so you know it works!!
*VBT - this is the currency unit, much like USD or EUR. Wander over to the Big Top to experience virtual cuisine to rival Hell’s Kitchen at nearly any hour.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Diet like Marie. but then, if you also have eight kids, some things never do shrink back to the right size.