Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 06, 2012

I want one.

That will work as good as XLAX on some people.

It’s the gargoyle of your dreams.

@Dogsniff

Good one!!!

To scare the s**t out of you.

Now there’s a throne.

Wiz’s decorating abilities just went down the toilet or rather on top of it anyway.

It’ll look great — in the basement.

Bang! WINNER! LOL you never fail to make me laugh once a day man. Too good! :-D

Hook it up to the water and use for a bidet

how do we know its not a real winged monkey? you know the wiz’s love for creating things…

He put one in his bedroom, he looks at one at breakfast. Why not one there?

Tell her it’s a mirror

I just finished redoing one of my baths and I knew something was missing.

At least the guys would never forget to put the seat down! I’d be a seated prince as I would not want to stand there looking at that looking at me!

How can I read the paper with THAT staring over my shoulder?!

Well, bite my bottom!

sit, sh!t, split

THAT will scare the S#$& out of you! No constipation in that house!

I just got mine. Speeds up the turnover in the bathroom.

is it doing something into the tank?

That gargoyle’s face reminds me of Big Boy Caprice (Dick Tracy), “Wait a minute! Wait. I’m having a thought. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. I’m gonna have a thought. It’s coming…. It’s gone.”

God- don’t let my husband see that…

It’s going to happen when flying monkeys come out

my butt..Oh Wait!

I’d love to see what you’ve got for “Just a bit high & outside,” which pretty much means a clean miss.

Great one, Dogsniff! Are you a gag writer for F&E by any chance?

Might be good decor for Halloween.

That’s just disturbing. Who wants a gargoyle to watch them poop?

Earlier strip: (Blanche gets out of bed,walks down the corridor,opens the bathroom door and screams) Blanche,to wizard:“why is there a gargoyle sitting on the toilet?” Wizard:“he’s finally potty trained?”