Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 12, 2013

Woohoo!

That’s easy, make it into a pancake!

If you weren’t keen on banana bread before…

Well someone’s got to do something with all that taxpayer money out there!

Unfortunately the government doesn’t see it as “taxpayer money” (which it really is).. The government sees it as “potential ‘government money’ we haven’t figured out a way to get it all yet.”

Sounds like banana biscotti has been invented.

Now try cutting the cake…

$27 Billion, it was outsourced overseas.

wizards don’t need fundingthey can turn stones into goldgovernments can turn gold into rocksboth are impressive feats

biscotti is a plural,biscotti have been invented.one by itself [which never happens] is a biscotto

Like the new brownie pan which is all edges!!

Humm, not sure I like the crust that much. Doesn’t look like Shorty does either.

banana bread yummmmm!!!!!!!!!!