Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 23, 2013

You really need to eat with the subjects.

Only one lobster tail — poor baby!

Similar to the report that upon being told the people of France had no bread, that Marie Antoinette suggested, “Let them eat cake.”Some believed this suggested a slight disconnect between the royalty and the masses.

try a knife and fork next time

All of the steak holders thought the tail lacked sincerity.

I don’thear anybody talking “recovery” or ‘jobs" just repealing ObamaCare and outlawing abortion. Hot flash turkey eagles: Not only is abortion legal, it’s constitutionally protected. Leave Women Alone.

down boy!

And in the fourth panel, Rodney never saw the Fink’s fist hit his face. The next thing he knew, he was locked up in the dungeon with Spook.

Oh…that poor man. How does he go on

He’s just like our fink in the white house.

Nabuquduriuzhur is a great Obuma supporter, Obuma and family now vacationing in Martha Vineyard while the working fools are forced to vacation at home

Steak and only ONE lobster tail? Oh, that poor king! (LOL!)

Nah, reminds me more of the guy in that oval-shaped office. You know the one I mean…goes off a $100 million dollar vacation to Africa, now is on another to that 1%‘ers paradise, Martha’s Vineyard. And how much are we, the people payin’ him now? To do what?

And the price of arugula at Whole Foods is insane.

I had no idea that steak had a lobster tail.

And my wife Queen Michelle has cut her caviar ration in half.