Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 30, 2014

Too bad you don’t have $12.00 to pay for a triple mocha with whipped cream and sprinkles.

It shouldn’t have taken more than about 10 minutes.

I’ ve been caffeine free for six weeks now. For me, Starbucks is a thing of the past.

i make better coffee than they do

Worst coffee I have ever had in my life. The only place I found coffee almost drinkable when I was in America last year was McDonalds. Glad to get back to Australia & decent coffee, but everything else in the USA was really great.

Farther

farther. Further is an adjective. Not interchangeable

Sorry guys, I am a Starbucks fan. I have a gold card and renew once a week. Then once a day I swipe the card and if it is the same Starbucks I get free refills the rest of the day. I love their coffee!

Starbucks or as it’s commonly referred to around Ann Arbor, “Charbucks!” Mickey D’s food sucks but their coffee is great!

That’s because it is. Their “deep roast” is actually burnt.

folgers…

An intense roast..and it seemed stronger to me back in the 90’s

Reminds me of a Bloom County cartoon where Opus the Penguin roamed similarly in the desert and stumbled into an outpost of US civilization, which turned out to be a 7-Eleven convenience store staffed by a clerk who did not speak English…

At least there was an attempt at a joke in the Bloom County cartoon, instead of being just a straight shameful product placement. I hereby vow NOT to go to that coffee shop again, ever!

Deadbeat?Use their facilities and not buy something?

I can’t go much longer.I can’t go much further..I can’t go many more miles.I can’t go many more yards.I can’t go much farther..With refreshment from Starbucks I can go further and farther.

But do you have the pocket change for a latte, Rodney?

What is this, Starbucks Day? Can we look forward to more product placements? I LOVE this strip, but not what it did in this panel. No, no!

Stop with the commercials!

Too bad they weren’t on the University of Washington campus. I think nearly every building on campus has a Starbucks.

I like Starbucks, but only lattes. Their coffee is too strong otherwise. I even have a Starbucks locator app for long road trips. But when I’m home, my own coffee is best. And a Starbucks in the middle of the desert? Wouldn’t surprise me at all.

That IS odd; it used to cost FIVE CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no disputing taste

sick of product placement, especially as despicable a place as starbucks.

Vancouver is getting a little like Seattle. Both good & so-so coffee places on every block. Many are side by side and across the street from each other. Blenz, Timmies, Starbucks, and Waves. There is another – but I can’t spell it. (Artisgaino?)But it has really good coffee, served in cups, not mugs.

I can’t even stand the stench of coffee.

I’d rather go to Dutch Brothers coffee.