Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 05, 2016

You’re not thinking about protesting much when people can see up your tunic ;-)

Quick thinking Wiz, but if this null gravity works like the vomit comet, there’s going to be a bit of a mess to clean up. Hope you have a spell for that.

I thought pixie dust needed a happy thought to activate. How happy can a group of protestors truly be?

You gotta freebase it to get that high

Inexperienced experts just bloviate on TV.

Must be a protest against marijuana laws; they all got high.

The best way to get a protest group to break up and go away is for the press to ignore them!

Of course, we know that is just as impossible as pixie dust…

Have they changed artists? The King’s nose is now bigger than the rest of his head, and the other characters don’t look the same, either.

Could have used you in Ferguson.

I would stop rioting for that.On the other hand, I haven’t tried rioting.It might be more fun.

I’d be careful, they now have a better vantage point to throw them rotten eggs and tomatoes.