Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 20, 2016

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    Ragtime78rpm  almost 9 years ago

    I’d buy a broom that could do that in a second!

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    rickray777  almost 9 years ago

    A couple comes along…“Certified Pre-owned Flying Broom for Sale! How about you, Young Man? You look like you might be interested in a Certified Pre-owned Flying Broom!”“Why don’t YOU go fly a KITE?!”“Uh, Young Lady, come on back, how about you? Wanna buy a Certified Pre-owned Flying Broom?”(SLAP!!!)“THAT’S telling him, Hon! Let’s go!"

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    clayusmcret Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Get rid of it?! It’s just getting broken in!

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    xSigoff Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Somewhere I heard that brooms are (?) ridden by witches with the sweeping end first, like a kid with a hobby horse stick of old. Just saying…

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    ksu71  almost 9 years ago

    Find Barney Fife. He’ll buy it.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    And I thought the Quidditch matches were rough!

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Brings to mind a scene from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 9 years ago

    The artwork maybe third rate (always), but the slapstick was top notch!

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    What? Me worried ?  almost 9 years ago

    By an little old lady? Which one ?" The Little Old Lady from Pasadena " of course !

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    Dianne Shoelace  almost 9 years ago

    Swap those brooms out and put in motorcycles and you’d know why Hubby is too cautious to ride the motorcycle anymore.Anybody wanna buy a nice 2004 Suzuki Intruder? It’s a pretty pale blue with cream accents. Lot’s of power, cranks up easy (he keeps the dribble battery charger on it {and it always stays in the garage}), 2 helmets (never dinged), and I’ll throw in a pair of barely used saddle bags.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 9 years ago

    You mean you can’t trust used broom salesmen?

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