Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 14, 2016

Now she won’t even have to cook it.

Red & Rover on Saturday, and now Wiz. Marshmallow Creme must be making a comeback.

Oh No Thanks Wiz I prefer the Glass Free Fluf! Thanks Anyway…..Maybe the Huns might like some?

Oh Aye to the Wiz and Blanche: Nolliag Shona,that’s Merry Christmas if your Gaelic be a bit rusty,and to you two too Parker and Hart.

I had Fluffernutters only a few times as a kid. Somehow they weren’t as yummy as they were made out to be. After chewing a while, I imagined it was what a mouthful of wet paper towels might be like.

I would imagine fluffernutters would be a dentist’s best friend. Fluffed-up sugar (marshmallow), with peanut butter to make sure it stays stuck in every crevice in your mouth. Keeping the dentist in business. But glass in it? That’s taking the abrasiveness of chalk-based toothpaste too far.

Bruno Zeigerts said,

“That was a rather jarring spell…”

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Put a lid on it.

Just joking, good job.

Oh No! Not the Fluffernutter!

Chunky style!

Hey wait a minute! I thought you guys came here to comment on the comics, not complain about avatars! This is the avatar I chose, and if it annoys you, well, pity on you. I’m not here to pick a fight.