A widow told the mortician she hated the nice blue suit her husband was to be buried in but it was the only one he had. She asked the mortician to try to find a nice black suit at any cost. That afternoon she was pleased to see her departed in a nice black suit. She thanked the mortician profusely and he said it was no problem – there was another new widow who really wanted a blue suit for her departed husband so he simply switched their heads.
electricshadow Premium Member over 7 years ago
Is his last name Gallagher? Does he have Carrot Top hair under that cap?
William Pursell over 7 years ago
Oye That’s no Joke Flash,as I’m sure the people of Id will agree.
gammaguy over 7 years ago
Actually, she stayed for the knight.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 7 years ago
And the jester is sober for once.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 7 years ago
Have a great weekend my friends.
Lakegal over 7 years ago
Surely you jest.
Old Asdirt over 7 years ago
Still she appears to appreciate the jester.
Marblemouth over 7 years ago
Where is his “Arrow through the head”? A must-have devise for any legitimate comedian.
flagmichael over 7 years ago
A widow told the mortician she hated the nice blue suit her husband was to be buried in but it was the only one he had. She asked the mortician to try to find a nice black suit at any cost. That afternoon she was pleased to see her departed in a nice black suit. She thanked the mortician profusely and he said it was no problem – there was another new widow who really wanted a blue suit for her departed husband so he simply switched their heads.