Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 11, 2019

Gee, thanks, I guess.

I also told you that I am your guardian angel, not your fairy godmother

I hate the words ‘For your own good.’ Some times the cure is worse than the disease.

sort of makes sense….probably thought that you would commit even worse crimes…

But there is apparently an escape clause.

.much too drinks angel guardian my think I

Got one of those motorist’s medals for Christmas. It reads, “Don’t drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!”

So where’s the devilish one?

And harming other people. But, never mind them, it’s all about you, right?

Is the guardian angel taunting poor Spook? He’s not going anywhere.

I often look back at tragedy and realize it could have been much WORSE.

Why would an angel carry a wand?