Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 22, 2019

They had best be playing on grass. Or else the King’s racket will be ruined every time it rubs against the ground on a hard surface.

Let’s hope the Fink trips over his cape and provides some much-needed entertainment for his fellow Id-iots!

I really want to see the King jump the net. That should play out nicely.

They are very bad tennis players – love will keep them together!

But not as loud as Maria Sharapova’s grunts! For real!

must be some special kind of metal Rodney is wearing to be able to play tennis in his armor!

Yeah…what’s with that? :o[

Yep, tennis is all about the angry grunt!

I’m more worried about his opponent and what will happen to him if he wins.

Did they lower the net?

Wrong sport. He’s more of a short stop.

Those weren’t grunts.

They were the pork and beans with broccoli, a side of coleslaw, garlic fries, refried beans, and the cola soda you served for lunch.