Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 01, 2019

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    jagedlo  over 5 years ago

    Forgot to account for the human factor!

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    Jeddo  over 5 years ago

    He used the wrong unit for elevation. That’s why his calculations went astray.Reminds me of that baseball (?) clip with Foghorn Leghorn’s chicken protégé.

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    I never knew that golf could be so complicated.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Which is a pretty good reason for not sending people to Mars. You can know all the facts and still get it wrong. That is when poor execution becomes an unintentional execution.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    Bung plays like he drinks. Never a straight line

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Uh oh! He never played golf….thwack

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    josballard  over 5 years ago

    How did the distance to the hole get shorter?

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The real problem is that Bung is sober.

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    BooksLover  over 5 years ago

    :D It reminds me of this short funny video https://youtu.be/-9c3T2mdX8I

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    Fore!

    Five!

    six…..seven…

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Based on the calculations panels he is a left-handed person but he teed up right-handed.

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    I Go Pogo   over 5 years ago

    As they say on the golf course: Study long, study wrong.

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    dsidney49  over 5 years ago

    Kinda like souping up your vehicle with the latest gadgets… but you don’t know how to drive yet!!

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    BiathlonNut  over 5 years ago

    SPLORF? Love those sound effects.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is “SPLORF” a real golf term?

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    ArtClogg1  over 5 years ago

    First rendition of Bryson Dechambeau in a doublet

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    dadlivonia  over 5 years ago

    mixing metric and imperial, two different distances – WTH

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    Bruce1253  over 5 years ago

    A golfer friend, told me one time: Don’t worry about all that fancy stuff. Hit the ball straight for 100 yrs every time and you’ll beat 90% of the people out here.

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    stormbringer_north2000  over 5 years ago

    Gave him all the information he needed except, “duffer at 3rd tee…”

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    whelan_jj  over 5 years ago

    I always get a kick out of those TV shows or movies where some briliant guy does all these calculations and then manages to throw, hit, kick, whatever, to hit a target. As if physical ability to actually throw, hit, kick, … has nothing to do with the actual trajectory.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 5 years ago

    Don Martin (RIP) would be proud.

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    Eugeno  over 5 years ago

    With that follow-through, it’s no wonder it ‘duffed’ – or splorffed …

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    Jim Kerner  over 5 years ago

    I guess that Bung was practicing for the BC Open.

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    John Niessink Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He’s mixing english and metric measurments; no wonder he’s having trouble.

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    dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yep, that’s me. Some people are scratch golfers. I’m a splorf golfer. And my bowling….!!!! OY!

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    hagarthehorrible  over 5 years ago

    The statistics did not correlate!

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