Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 16, 2019

“I need it before bed time.”

It would be cheaper to go back to the carnival and try to win another. (Seriously)

“Sorry Rodney, you need to see the seamstress next door.”

I wonder if Garfield takes Pookie over to him when he needs to be mended?

I wonder what toy bears were called in the days before Teddy Roosevelt after whom they were named.

This one sent shivers up my spine!

Teddy emergency. Hurry man!

“Yeah, but you’ll have to leave it overnight!”

Awww, Teddy had a blowout.

a year or two back I was visiting the cavalry battlefield in Gettysburg PA-away from the main park. Driving out there I passed “Battlefield Taxidermy” now this being rural PA I’m sure this is for local hunters to bring in prizes etc. BUT since his sign did have pictures of generals on it, I couldn’t help but wonder if you could stop in and pick up a stuff Longstreet or maybe a little bit of Dan Sickles.

No guts …no gore…..just stuffing….

“That taxidermy man, he gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brought him”——Quint

Rodney found Bobo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GQmXINgPQY

I’m seriously disappointed that wiz’s actions yesterday didn’t actually happen.

We don’t use Teddy Bears, we have stuffed penguin toys – seriously!

Taxidermatologist…