“A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl’s best friend. A kiss may nice but it won’t pay the rental on your little flat or help you at the automat. . . " Or a Mercedes.
That is no joke. A few years back one of our affluent suburban high schools was trying to hold a “peace rally” throwback to the sixties. The signs they made were all the Mercedes logo.
Willhelm almost 5 years ago
She wants a Mercedes.
oldpine52 almost 5 years ago
What she really wants is a mink in the closet, a jaguar in the drive, a tiger in her bed, and a jacka$$ to pay for it all.
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
Okay, I’ll get you a pie cut into three slices.
finkd almost 5 years ago
World peace would be easier to get.
wiatr almost 5 years ago
“Oh Lord won’t you get me a Mercedes-Benz”
Need coffee almost 5 years ago
Even if Wiz can send Rod and some gold forward in time and then bring him back with a car, Id is short on gas stations and mechanics.
How does Gwen even know about those anyway?
GabryelFrost almost 5 years ago
Oooh Lord, want you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I saw a very nice Mercedes-Benz model in the hobby shop for under $25.00 yesterday.
John M almost 5 years ago
This where you buy them a Mercedes Box van
Display almost 5 years ago
Get her a W196. She would not know what it is and hate it. Well, that is until she finds out what it’s worth.
wolfiiig almost 5 years ago
On what the King pays him????
Qiset almost 5 years ago
How about a B-52?
Dr_Zinj almost 5 years ago
https://www.daimler.com/bilder/konzern/tradition/geschichte/anfaenge-des-automobils/motorkutsche-1000×400px-w220xh88-cutout.jpg
Here you go.
geese28 almost 5 years ago
Most girls want to drive their boyfriend’s car lol
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
“A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl’s best friend. A kiss may nice but it won’t pay the rental on your little flat or help you at the automat. . . " Or a Mercedes.
del_grande Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You would be surprised how many people do this mistake the other way around
Cerabooge almost 5 years ago
When it comes to peace, the Mercedes doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
JohnHouck almost 5 years ago
She went from ND (Nuclear Disarmament) to MB (Mercedes-Benz); kind of like hippies wanting peace turned into yuppies demanding a piece.
Ukko wilko almost 5 years ago
I investigated an accident in which a Mercedes hit a bridge abutment.. we saw how it Benz. Very similar to how a Honda Accordianz.
ms-ss almost 5 years ago
That is no joke. A few years back one of our affluent suburban high schools was trying to hold a “peace rally” throwback to the sixties. The signs they made were all the Mercedes logo.
Leojim almost 5 years ago
Forget the money pit car, give me something reliable like a Toyota!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
She Audi consider another brand…
JMG316 almost 5 years ago
LOL!!!!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I have often noticed that the Mercedes-Benz logo, and the peace logo, sort of make up cross hairs. These are dark times.
Numbnumb almost 5 years ago
Hear tell the Angels are on strike so no Mercedes.
amysatinpants almost 5 years ago
My friends all drive Porsches
fix-n-fly almost 5 years ago
Sure – buy her a Mercedes. You can have payments of once a week, twice a week, and never on Sundays (firesign theatre).
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Mercedes Benz or nothing… Ok, nothing it is!
mandy052878 almost 5 years ago
Oh she was making sure the pie slices were equal
hagarthehorrible almost 5 years ago
That’s a lot to ask on christmas. Rodney will take generations to fulfill this wish.
Will_Scarlet almost 5 years ago
“If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there would be peace.” – John Lennon.