Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 02, 2021

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  almost 4 years ago

    Or he could try to cast a silence spell on Blanch.

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    Jayalexander  almost 4 years ago

    Pay no attention to the person wearing a curtain. I am the Great Oz, No, Wiz. Hey doc where can I take a wiz?

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    The Treatment is the same either way. However, one may not be covered by insurance. And if this makes it into the newspaper …

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    Jml58  almost 4 years ago

    He wanted to get to the hotdog stand before henry.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    The wife always tells the truth

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    Following up on yesterday’s WOI…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The only broken bone I ever had was from riding my son’s GT Racer on New Year’s Day back in ’91 but I tell people I fell off the curb after celebrated too much the night before.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    LOL!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well crap! Not only does his ankle hurt but the truth hurts too.

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    tcayer  almost 4 years ago

    An officer in our department broke his ankle stepping off the curb while leaving for the day. Still got on-the-job disability.

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    awcoffman  almost 4 years ago

    HIPAA violation!

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    rshive  almost 4 years ago

    I once lived in a town in New Jersey that had a hot dog stand named “Jimmy’s”. Best hot dogs ever, or so I’m told. But it was on the “wrong” side of a busy sreet. Hate to think how many were injured trying to get there.

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    joeatwork212  almost 4 years ago

    Guys have to have a good story to go with injuries. There was a possibility that I was going to have 4 incisions on the inside of my forearm to repair some minor problem. I told the doc to make it look like I got swiped by a grizzly.

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    Cincoflex  almost 4 years ago

    If it was on Dragon Street, then they’d both be telling the truth

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    dlaemmerhirt999  almost 4 years ago

    1000 years old and still a child. THAT’S why I love Wiz!

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    Do any doctors still wear those funny mirrors on their heads?

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    SamuelMeasa  almost 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t recommend the mid-evil Hot Dog stands

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    Blanche, you liar! He was stepping off the curb, not running over it!

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    T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62   almost 4 years ago

    Thou shalt not run to the average Kielbasa stand but may hustle to the beef chorizo stand and thou should be prepared to race to the venison bratwurst grilling somewhere out there above real mesquite chips.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Let’s split the difference. He was fighting his pet dragon over a hot dog.

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