For a dragon, Henry is pretty subtle. Another dragon would probably just started chomping on that dangling meaty appendage the wizard isn’t using right now.
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it’s literally exactly like my maremma sheepdog. you’re reading a book or your phone, and the head appears on the horizon and then the gigantic jaw is wrapped around your arm pulling you to the kitchen.
finkd over 3 years ago
Henry’s going to eat your words, Wiz.
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
So, what do you feed your dragon? Roast peasant?
KenseidenXL over 3 years ago
Part cat?
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
My first reaction: Henry’s hungry.
rshive over 3 years ago
A subtle hint, I see.
Doug K over 3 years ago
The book should provide the right amount of fiber (RDA) he needs.
… and also serve to get and keep a fire burning inside.
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
The coal bill must be massive…
Gent over 3 years ago
Just feed him before he eats you.
Geophyzz over 3 years ago
I thought he only ate knightly.
Dobber Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s his body language.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
A book that Henry can really sink his teeth into!
assrdood over 3 years ago
@littlejohn
Purina Dragon Chow!
Comes in regular and full bodied varieties. Available by the pallet load at your local Costco,
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Did you book the reservations yet?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Hint hint
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
For a dragon, Henry is pretty subtle. Another dragon would probably just started chomping on that dangling meaty appendage the wizard isn’t using right now.
Moonkey Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe dogs are descended from dragons, not wolves. My dog knows to the exact minute what time dinner is expected to be in the dog dish.
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
I would think so, Wiz. Henry has a fire in his belly!
blakerl over 3 years ago
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nopainogain over 3 years ago
it’s literally exactly like my maremma sheepdog. you’re reading a book or your phone, and the head appears on the horizon and then the gigantic jaw is wrapped around your arm pulling you to the kitchen.
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
That’s still better, than the times your dragon ate your neighbour’s cow.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Better hope the dragon doesn’t sneeze.
Mario500 over 3 years ago
(senses a cartoon with a story worthy of being part of a serial)
kaycstamper over 3 years ago
Ahh, reminds me of my puppy! He stands on his hind legs and puts his little face up on the table and barks for a treat! Pretty hard to resist!
dlaemmerhirt999 over 3 years ago
Awwww. I want a dragon-puppy too!
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
The dragon looks so hungry looks like he was about to eat the book
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
I have four, dogs not dragons, but they don’t let mealtime go by either.
WentBrown over 3 years ago
Awww!
Ricky Bennett over 3 years ago
Are dragon boogers black?
JamesSchulte over 3 years ago
he feeds it rats $$$$#$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$44