Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 14, 2021

It’s a semi-automagic!

Sniper wand.

I’m sure Rodney is jealous of Wiz.

Next: Use a Tripod.

Why that’s wanderfull…

And here I thought that the great mind of the Wiz directed where the ZAP would go. Not the wand, since it is a crooked wand at that.

Great in-sight there, Wiz.

And two miles away a farmer is wondering why he’s now milking a six foot talking chicken.

Who or what is Wiz “zotting”?

For that long-distance zapping!

A lazier “gun” sight?

Magical marksmanship made easy. Now if he could just get the night vision tweaked for as far as he can magic.

Ah the new AC-15 (AbraCadra) sniper rifle is out

Changes the scope of the spell.

It happen to me all the time!

An “Assault Wand”! Quick before they ban it,buy some.

“Tongue of Frog?” ;o}

Wand-Vision… who woulda thunk

I thought Wiz strapped a scope to B.C.’s aardvark.

It’s an ID-47

I’d like to see a face-off between the Wiz and Broomie.

Looking at the erratic trajectory of that laser beam…good luck!

(gets reminded of certain accessories that could be described as Super Scopes for certain Super Nintendo Entertainment System games)

He had to wait for Hans Lippershey to invent the telescope.

What’s he shooting at? I hope it’s not Henry…

The late Johnny Hart’s all-purpose sound effect — lightning, the eatanter’s* tongue, and now the wizard’s magic zaps.*After a year or two the cave-dwellers started calling him “anteater” instead of “eatanter.”

The wizard has a lot up his sleeves.