Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 22, 2021

No, it’s Blanche’s toe nail clippers.

Scissors???? Those look like garden shears!!!

(O – O)

As Mom used to say “Those better not be my good sewing shears”. Well gee Mom, it’s not like you have any “Bad” sewing shears, and no other scissors in the house work well enough to get the trading cards off the cereal boxes. No one ever Said. After all, lazy we might be, stupid we were not.

Only reason I can see him using a pair of scissors that large. Is because this is a comic and they wanted us to know what they where.

Cut to the next scene, please!

LOL!

Is the Wiz expecting some little girl in a red hood to him. “My, what a big nose you have.”

Snot a good picture….

Ahh! No one nose the plight of the humble nose hair. Hair today, cut off and blown away tomorrow!

You couldn’t find a electric version, Wiz?

Good grief, Wiz! Are those scissors big enough? Why not use a pair of hedge shears? Or, to save time, try the weed wacker! :D

Pretty big for the purpose.

Holy crap. He’s trimming all the way to the top of his skull. Which brings to mind a thought. Has anyone ever seen the Wizard’s hair. Is he shaggy, bald, buzz cut, what?

Ew

With scissors that long you can even snip the pesky ones way back there but one wrong snip and an eyeball will fall out.

Ugh! It would be like sharing toothbrushes.

okay: OW!

I think the Wizard is bored.

looks like he could do a frontal lobotomy with those things

A little big or those hairs are reeeeeeeeealy strong…..

NOT THE FABRIC SCISSORS!!!

And NO manscaping!!!

(feels repulsed and unamused by this cartoon; wishes future “Wizard of Id” cartoons for this site (and certain other places) would not be like this one)

Just braid them with your mustache.

He went quite a ways up there with those!

Didn’t have any needle nose pliers available?

you should use tweezers

Ewwww

If someone slams his arm, those scissors will go through the top of his nose.

I trim mine weekly. I rinse the sink in front of the mirror. Blow my nose in a tissue to clean out the ones I missed.