Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 26, 2021

It was no accident.

Containment breach.

“It wasn’t accident, Sire” :)

I was just doing a little gain-of-function research.

Lucky it wasn’t Pisky dust!

Pixie dust in Pixie STRAWS!!!! Head rush.

I didn’t think most of Id’s citizenry would generate enough wonderful thoughts to allow themselves to get airborne.

Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!

Hey, King Fink. With that nose of yours, you could get a real snoot-full of the stuff. Then you could be free to float around too.

Tinkerbell is going to be ticked off!

Everyone needs a lift once in a while…

Up you go with a height and ho

To the stars beyond the blue

There’s a Never Land waiting for you

Where all your happy dreams come true

Every dream that you dream will come true

When there’s a smile in your heart

There’s no better time to start

Think of all the joy you’ll find

When you leave the world behind

And bid your cares goodbye

You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

C’mon, Your Majesty, have a little faith and trust!

Admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof.

Deny. Deny. Deny.

End Pixie Dust. It takes grinding ten pixies down to get one dose of dust. End this cruelty.

Poor Wiz had a sneezing fit!!!

Do they still make those Pixie dust straws? You know; filled with ground up Sweet Tarts?

None of them are Airborne. They’re all floating legs. Sign me U.S. Army Airborne

It would be fun.

To use pixie dust you have to have a happy thought, How many of them are thinking they would be happier with out the King. And then see if Rodney and the guards want to practice their archery skills.

The fink needs to be suspended in the air for good, Wizard.