Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 04, 2021

What — the moat with no monsters?

Disney’s first franchise

Considering the critters the King usually has in his moat, I’m not sure the peasant will keep saying ‘Whee’ for long….

Later that day: "Sire, there is a line a the castle gate.

… They want to ride the taste-of-consequence slide."

Moat monster lunch time.

Besides the critters, the crocs will so the needful for the fink. I wonder why Rodney does not press that button when the fink is standing at that spot.

“Are you criticizing me? Stand in front of the throne and I’ll pull the other lever.”

“Insulted”…what by telling the truth about you, Fink?

Consequence tastes a lot like alligator pee. …ick.

We all make mistakes….lol

The Kingdoms idea of a water park, well OK then. The king should sell tickets.

“furmp Really? :o[

“What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn’t have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?” – Sigourney Weaver as Gwen DeMarco in Galaxy Quest.

How many slides does a king need?

Ooops – then I must’ve sent my mother who was here for a visit down the other chute…

Depends on whether there are sharks with laser beams on their heads in the moat.

No one really wants to end up in a moat, at least not in the days before plumbing.

Is the fink ever not insulted by anyone?

He’s enjoying before he hits the water

To taste, or to be tasted? That is the question!

why do we even have that lever?

Was he supposed to go down the slide to molten lava?

“Wrong lever, Kronk!”