Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 17, 2021

The Calligraphy teachers will all agree, But will not say it.

G-rated graffiti leaves much to be desired

And soon one of the teachers will be well executed.

truth hard to swallow

Patrick Bouvier Kennedy

Truth hurts…..

Now the calligraphy hits the fan.

When they came for the Calligraphy Teachers, I said nothing….

Will this well-executed message lead to a well-executed warning,

… a “visit” to a “well of sorts” (the dungeon),

… or to a calligrapher-graffiti artist being … well … executed.

Next time, they will Fink it over.

Not exactly Banksy, though.

I’d go for the olde tyme look. “The Kinge is a finque”.

Great, Fink…now all the graffiti will be plain and unattractive!

A better idea might be to round up all the calligraphy students.

Sure. That will cure all the problems in ID.

“Well bless his heart”. …you know what I mean.

Well executed. That’s what the Fink will say when he’s through with the culprits.

Look for a large, stone-worn nib.

Heard of a guy name Jim halpert who writes meaningful truths on life? Looks like his font style has changed hehe

Only a matter of time before a mass revolt.

Is one of them going to be well executed?

It seems that someone is going to be “well executed”…

I never thought bad handwriting would be a ticket out of the dungeon.

Yes, education is the problem. Go after the teachers. We can’t have all the monkeys educated.

You might check a few of the honor students also.

That’s the mirror shown to the fink.

Round up the usual suspects.