Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 25, 2022

Maybe Rodney is older than he has let on.

It was a great shock when I learned I’m two inches shorter than my driver’s license says.

Blame gravity.

cigars, cigarettes, and the like…right, Rodney? Not the putting you on fire and seeing you smoke…

Many men’s prostates keep growing too.

Tea bag. The old guys here know what I’m talking about.

maybe cliff diving

Does Rod even have ears?

I don’t think any of that is true!!!

My jowls have continued to grow. Nose and ears… not so much.

“Hope i die before i get old…”

Why does one need a doctor’s approval to smoke? I’d imagine most people just do it.

When was the last time you saw a doctor with one of those reflectors on his forehead?

We’re also supposed to sleep less as we get older; not true for me!!!

Has anyone ever seen Sir Rodney’s ears?

They have to get larger so you can grow more hair in them. Then let it all hang out.

Doctor: Forget it, Rodney! I treat people to get them to not smoke.

Never occurred to me until I won a “longest ears” contest I didn’t enter.