Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 01, 2022

Carrier dragon

Mail, not mail carrier.

He said mail, not male……

Man, that was fast!

Mail service is so bad and about to get worse…laying off thousands of workers..DeJoy needs to go! Maybe Henry can help…..

That there is a well trained mail man.

Guess that dragon-speak is an art.

Gross!!

Perhaps have it delivered to the house.

At least Henry didn’t bring back Rodney as the male.

Robbing/ stealing from the mail, is all the rage here too.

Technically Henry wasn’t wrong. He did bring the mail also.

In my neighborhood he would bring back a neighbor. USPS just shoves handfuls in boxes and lets the neighborhood sort it out.

I have trained my dog to fetch the female.

If Wiz followed Fiona Apple’s advice and said to Henry, “Fetch the bolt cutters,” he would have received the mail!

He’s the wizard’s 8th dragon called Henry, Henry the 8th he is.

It’s all a matter of semantics. What he heard was “go fetch the male