Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 10, 2023

Adm. Ackbar, proprietor.

Ya think?

Very effective demo!

Sold!

It comes with a whiff and a thud at no extra cost.

Why the Fuller Brush salesmen went extinct.

Whenever things are that obvious, no one expects that to actually happen.

As advertised: “Come to our door and ring the bell for a free demonstration our product.”

That reminds me, I don’t think I will be knocking on the door of the ‘Fire Breathing Dragon’s Lair’ company any time soon!

Then the manager comes out and asks “So how did you like our demo model…we have a wide variety of options for you to choose from!”

A job for Henry, I think……

If he were a powerful Wizard, he would have seen that coming. Now he is poor Wiz in a hole the ground.

yep

Woulda…..coulda…..shoulda……!

Yes, you should have.

The trap door on the stage at one of Taylor Swift’s Cincinnati concerts and she had to run off the back of the stage for a costume change.

I need one of those!

Punji pit? …flashback.

What a letdown.

Now that’s a reliable company.

Actually this seems perfectly reasonable to me.

Shoulda, wouda, couda!

It’s the help desk entrance…

Next door would be a great place for an orthopedic surgeon to set up a nice big clinic.

Ask that fink to visit the Co. and take over the reins, wizard.

Cuts down on Porch Piracy.

I prefer Wilson myself! https://youtu.be/mmttQzmO-uQ

Hahahahahahaha!