Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2024

Play that funky music.

You are not playing through today.

None of you fellas replaced any of the scores of divots you created last time.

Look it up in your Funk & Wagnalls.

Or possibly thunk and wag-nails.

Play through.

This is not just a game. This is war.

Id has responded without even a “Fore!”-warning.

Else what?

I think Id should stick to gulf, they’d win more wars.

Why don’t golfers ever eat pie?

Just in case they get a slice!

How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fore!

What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?

Fore-Get Me Nots

What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?

The Bogeyman

What is a golfer’s favorite bird?

Any birdie they can find.

There are three ways to improve your golf game:

take lessons, practice constantly, or… start cheating!

What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?

When a golfer lies he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.

There is a new rule in the game of golf: You need to bring an extra pair of pants along.

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Is that Hagar?

The Funk from Finkland eh.