Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 08, 2024

Surely Wiz has a spare firebolt spell for sitautions like this

Is that the Mirkwood Country Club course?

Wiz could conj-er up a big beetle and make the swap!

Just hit it out of there.

Share with your 8-legged brethren.

Just hit it with your driver. Make a big splat.

Really? I thought … Where there’s a Wiz, there’s a Way.

As I have quoted before, “Old golfers never die. They only lose their balls.”

It takes a lot of balls to play with the Wiz.

Yikes. A giant spider. HEEEEEELLLPPP!!

Relax ya coward. It just one of Wiz’s pets.

But it’s a Pro V 1.

Just call his pet dragon to deal with it.

If it makes you feel better, it’s kind of disappointing for the spider, too.

Come on Rod, are you a woss?

Take that extra stroke and …….move on!!!!

Zap it out, Wiz!

That’s a job for his Rescue Club

I don’t play golf but I have bought some novelty golf balls as a gift for a friend. I was shocked how much even the regular golf balls cost. Golf is a sport that is too rich for my blood.

Nope. Let the spider have it. 100%.

Knowing the Wiz, he is probably more interested in the spider than in the ball.

Hit the ball where it lies. Thems are the rules