Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 07, 2024

Have a table? Thank a carpenter.

Have a thought? Thank a think.

Read the signs? Thank a teacher.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the one who created the necron sand lizard in the first place.

Laughed today? Thank a cartoonist.

.People need to be reminded we need each other. So I Donne what I could:

No man is an island

“No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main.

“If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of they friends`s or of thine own were.

“Any man`s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind. And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.”

Lousy day and bad mood? Thank social media and corporate internet.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but didn’t the wizard summon the aforementioned sand lizard from the nether realms in the first place?

Sometimes one doesn’t get gratitude unless one asks for it.

The moral: Be thankful for someone.

Making America Great Again? Thank Donald Trump. God Bless America. And He did.

Can we send this to the Labour party, this first placard is just for them!

Burma shave!

Necron Sand Lizards were on the the Endangered Species List, Wiz. You’re officially an outlaw. ;-p