Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 24, 2024

Kwa-Splack Good one.

Sometimes … With great power comes …

… (great) consequences.

Almost thought I was reading Rip Haywire for a minute there.

But, but, but it comes in a plastic jar.

When a Wizard stops looking for glass shards in his food he’s tired of Living ! ( Terry Pratchett )

They had Nutella back then

Spread gently…….

Just had nutella with toast. Yummy. Mine is a plastic jar.

Some of the simplest gifts are the best; a jar opener!

Those child proof lids will get ya’ every time…

Some things are best not done by magic.

Does this mean the wiz has Kwa-Splack fever?

I hope Blanche is good with glass shards in your face

Chocolate syrup goes in milk and ice cream.

Marshmallow Fluff makes puffed rice treats and “fluffer nutter” sandwiches – but don’t expect to find these sandwiches sold at any deli – which makes them a desert

So what is chocolate hazelnut spread? It’s more chocolate than nut butter and can be used as an ingredient to make deserts. I might have had a peanut butter and chocolate hazelnut spread sandwich for lunch, but again, this is not something you’d find being sold at a deli – so it’s a desert

I personally miss the tiny, eco-unfriendly, individually wrapped serving pods of Nutella. I’d stick them in the freezer and they’d instantly melt in your mouth.

Nutella doesn’t come in glass jars…

I wonder what was in the jar for shifty ____8.

Whoa, whoa, whoa….

Next time, ask Henry to open the jar…

I think Elvis sang that one.