Wondermark by David Malki for August 31, 2016
Transcript:
Hey mister, whatcha doing? Waiting for the sweet release of death. Without my Josie, my life is without purpose. So here I lie, waiting for the darkness to reunite me with her. To the world, I'm dead already. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You're crushing my trachea! Dead guys can't talk, silly.
…and that’s how Stalin died.