Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for April 17, 2014

“Masticate, masticate, . . . "

Just imagine it’s Rita’s throat, Jay!

Don’t think of it as “micro-management,” Jay. It’s just that Rita cares about you as a mother… er, wife… er, girlfriend… er, boss should!

or…you could just shove it down her THROAT!

I think, therefore I drink.

I note that Rita is wise enough not to pull this on the employees that can do unnatural things to her.

in what management textbook that says micro-managing will increase productivity and profits?

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Jay, offer her a ring in marriage. She’ll be gone before you even get the ring out of the box.

Mastication in public!? I bet he subscribes to phonographic magazines, too!

I thought you had to chew each bite 25 times. If Jay chokes to death, it’s all your fault, Rita!

I suggest Ed for Rita to micro-manage. She could talk and talk and talk. Telling him what to do every moment of his life..and Ed would sleep through all of it.