WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 25, 2015
Transcript:
Office worker: Instead of tempting it with an old-fashioned mousetrap that snaps, we gave it a 9-to-5 job with the possibility of a promotion and a bonus....After 10-15 years it's stressed out and depressed and either commits suicide or withers away in quiet, paralyzed desperation....
Rats only live about 30 months, so this would have to be 10-15 months, not years.