I have a complaint! Your barista has no talent for making foam look really cute. I just posted a photo of my latte and it got zero likes!
Sorry, lady. We’ll refund your money, and Dateless Phil will go into the back and make you a new special drink.
Wulff & Morgenthaler
Sorry, lady. We’ll refund your money, and Dateless Phil will go into the back and make you a new special drink.