WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 29, 2016

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...I can't go through with this...I just got a new girlfriend...Her name is Heather, and she's just great...Heather loves to bake and is into botany! And we've got a small puppy called Smurfy! Smurfy's so cute! My life is fantastic...I'm so happy! Sorry.....