WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 26, 2019

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    Zykoic  over 5 years ago

    Sky dive!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    BOO HISS

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    “Kendra had never really gotten around to starting a retirement plan.”

    Not even Social Security? She must work for the government.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    I think you’re about to die, counselor.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 5 years ago

    I have a similar retirement plan to Kendra. If I triple my savings rate and work part time after I retire I can afford to retire at age 78, assuming we don’t have another era of super high inflation and non-existent wage gains like back in the 1970’s, in which case I will have to wait until I’m old to retire.My personal retirement plan is to commit a serious crime when I can’t work any more and can’t pay my bills/rent and let the government house and feed me until I die.

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    ronhq13  over 5 years ago

    Unfortunately the government is starting to release old sick prisoners who they deem too feeble to do any more harm to society.

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    Hoosierlostboy Premium Member over 5 years ago

    As a retired financial adviser, I wish I had thought of this strategy when advising clients that didn’t feel the need to save!

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    High inflation and stagnant subsistence wages is when you must invest everything into the market. That is how they got rich.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    I suggest you change your name and identity to Zuckerberg. He will be distracted for a while and not notice.

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    PatsyL.Paul  over 5 years ago

    I just stay drunk. Maybe I’ll get run over by a bus.

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