WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 04, 2022

If all of that is still in there…buy it.

Boy! Who in the world needs nine Picassos?! In my opinion, eight are quite enough!

So that’s how Henry Hill ended up eh?

I ask about the number of dead bodies and kilos of coke it can hold myself.

Also avoid used cars that smell of pizzas.

And it’s only been driven on Sundays by a little old bank robber.

Had a friend that bought a car that had been formerly owned by a drug dealer that was well known to the police. Got stopped several times until most officers realized that the car had a new owner. Just in case, he sold it quickly.

Red flag? Where can I get one?

Might be a good idea to run a drug sniffing dog around the car before buying it.

It has an aftermarket suspension to deal with all that extra weight from the bullion.

…and it’s imported from Italy where it was involved in a famous “job!”

The special trunk liner resists bloodstains.

It spent a lot of time in Horwath’s parking lot in Elmwood Park, Illinois.

An even bigger red flag is when he describes the cargo space in terms of pounds of gelignite.

Car no go space, car go road.

Pfft! I’m not buying that car unless a Picasso is included.