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…and they don’t want any more children.
Ice water in the bidet will do it … without risk of permanent injury.
Starting every day with a trip to the ER for burns to the same area might arouse suspicions.
I removed caffeine from my morning diet several years ago. I did it gradually. I have NO trouble waking up in the morning.
A deterrent to a child thinking about becoming a coffee drinker.
The only downside is it swells up more.
I prefer to cook little smokies in a crock pot of Bbq Sauce. But Flip Wilson dually noted……“Different Strokes, for Different Folks.”
And those are your parents….
OW!
Hilarious drawing!
But pouring icy cold water in there would have the same effect of waking you up. And it looks like you will need to pour icy cold water in there now anyway.
And if you are going to pour coffee down your pants, it better be the crappy kind; save the good stuff for those of us who drink it.
Wulff & Morgenthaler
C about 2 years ago
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Imagine about 2 years ago
…and they don’t want any more children.
LeslieBark about 2 years ago
Ice water in the bidet will do it … without risk of permanent injury.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago
Starting every day with a trip to the ER for burns to the same area might arouse suspicions.
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I removed caffeine from my morning diet several years ago. I did it gradually. I have NO trouble waking up in the morning.
Doug K about 2 years ago
A deterrent to a child thinking about becoming a coffee drinker.
Plods with ...™ about 2 years ago
The only downside is it swells up more.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
I prefer to cook little smokies in a crock pot of Bbq Sauce. But Flip Wilson dually noted……“Different Strokes, for Different Folks.”
Vet Premium Member about 2 years ago
And those are your parents….
Jerry Martin Premium Member about 2 years ago
OW!
Lightpainter about 2 years ago
Hilarious drawing!
But pouring icy cold water in there would have the same effect of waking you up. And it looks like you will need to pour icy cold water in there now anyway.
Lightpainter about 2 years ago
And if you are going to pour coffee down your pants, it better be the crappy kind; save the good stuff for those of us who drink it.