WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 29, 2024

So, you have no experience?

So why are you dressed like it’s 1992?

This is too true to be funny!

Fortunately it’s not like this in most of the rest of the world.

These kids are not cool (like him).

Our son’s middle school science teacher was so new and young — and small — that we thought she was one of the students. At Meet-the-Teacher night, it took her a moment to convince the parents she was legit. Had the same with his high school track coach — we were convinced he was one of the athletes having some fun with us. Then our son became a teacher and got yelled at by security for parking in the teachers lot. Ah, the young teaching days!

If he’s a teacher, yes, he too, is depressed.

…and where can we get it?

Meds seem to be working!

“OMG and WTF, am I right?’

If he’s that young and cool, what’s he doing showing up for work?

I hate you and you are a loser! Please just shoot me… but can I borrow $20?

Stop trying to be the kids’ buddy. Be their teacher.

“How do you do, fellow kids?”

Clearly, this dude brought his own apple.

“A new survey of teenagers by ACT has found that despite all of the challenges thrown up by the pandemic in the past few years, teens are overwhelmingly optimistic about their futures. More than 80 percent of students said they feel high levels of optimism that their lives will turn out well.”

.Org/leadership/the-kids-are-all-right-teens-are-optimistic-about-the-future/2022/09

“How do you do, fellow kids?”