WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 23, 2024

Not making the cut

Give him a stiletto. Or a bodkin

Big caveman club would do. Who’d wonder what that thing is?

I think a chainsaw is the modern equivalent, especially in Texas.

He needs a combine. The scathe is not a weapon or a symbol for killing; it’s a reaping tool. He gathers (harvests) the souls.

How about a subpoena?

I got a chainsaw blade for my weed wacker.

But scythes are cool and scary! Why else would you be called the Grim REAPER? You don’t hear Ruby Rose complaining about her scythe!

The Grim Reaper has too many appointments. He’s monitored by supervisor who gets irate when the quota is missed.

If he just leaps off Binky and takes care of business there’s no time for awkward conversation.

He wants a "Reap"lacement.

A rake is all he needs

You can always cut the conversation short….

Get a weed whacker, like the Grim Reaper in MythTickle.

Maybe a giant ‘delete’ button.

Scythe matters.

How about a string trimmer?

Death has already upgraded to an AR-15.

So, Death’s boss is God?