Once long ago in the days before Internet, there was a substance called newspaper. Not only would citizens receive their news and comics from it, but through the magic of recycling, it could be used by dogs to recycle their food. It would be picked up by a civil servant (No more servants and they sure aren’t civil) who would take it to a land fill to be made into compost.. And everyone would have lived happily ever after except…
Once long ago in the days before Internet, there was a substance called newspaper. Not only would citizens receive their news and comics from it, but through the magic of recycling, it could be used by dogs to recycle their food. It would be picked up by a civil servant (No more servants and they sure aren’t civil) who would take it to a land fill to be made into compost.. And everyone would have lived happily ever after except…